Priorities

You know what's great?  Our country has effectively solved all of its problems.  Trillions and trillions in bailouts?  No prob.  China?  Russia?  Somali pirates?  Mere child's play.

Our brand-spanking new Congress - NOW with EVEN MORE Democrats! is tackling the tough issues.  Issues like gender neutrality in the language of the House rules...

Awesome.  Thank you Nancy Pelosi.  Thank you for making this a better country.