Your Post-Shamrock Quick Hits

The Dear Leader's teleprompter screwed up yesterday...and like any telecaster (see Will Farrell's 2004 classic, "Anchorman"), he'll read whatever it tells him...He "thanked" himself yesterday. 

Reason #963 why George W. Bush is a better person than me...refusing to criticize the Dear Leader.  Some of the retards that hate him could learn a thing or two.  But probably won't.   

English is a second language to one in seven students...in England.

It was 70 degrees at the Iowa Blog Cabin on Tuesday.  Spring Feevah!

Is nothing sacred?  Guess not. Take the religion out of St. Patrick's Day - Change the name to Shamrock Day! 

Iraq combat deaths at six-year low.  It's Bush's fault.  Admit it, Harry...America won. 

There are over 15 million square kilometers of sea ice at the north pole right now.  The entire United States is 9.6 million square kilometers.  I don't care what Al Gore says, that's a lot of ice.

Finally, AIG gave something like $165 million in bonuses...and congress poops a brick.  Last month Congress gave $160 million for "paid volunteers" at the Corporation for National and Community Service...nobody noticed.  Stupid AIG...they forgot Congress has cornered the market on wasting money without accountability!