Fra-jee-lay...

"I want an official Red Rider, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"

You know it's the holidays when you watch "A Christmas Story" for the first time. Well, we did for the first time tonight. To me, it's the third funniest movie of all time. I quick googled it and I found that you can purchase the famous leg lamp! Awesome. I want one. It would look great in my man cave. Everybody deserves a major award.