To Do List:
- Stop by Costco and buy 50 lbs. of rice, 30 cases of canned corn, 15 cases of water, five cases of beer, a bottle of rum and one empty coffee can.
- Stop by Earl May and buy a bunch of seeds.
- Stop by gas station, fill tank, refill propane tank.
- Stop by bank, withdraw life savings.
- Stop by gun shop for a new shotgun and enough shells to make me feel good.
- Stop at a farmer's house and steal one rooster, one hen and a goat.
- Go home, plant a garden in the basement, put life savings in empty coffee can and bury in an undisclosed location.
- Vote for John McCain and hope for the best.
1 comments:
Love it! I think you need to extend this "to do list" as a bible on how to survive the next four years. Your blog comes up once in awhile in my google alerts. You're a funny man, Mr. Darrah. Who would've thunk it? ;) - Andrea
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